Sara Palin's Satan Lizards Say It All
Below are some actual quotes by Governor Palin during a series of interviews by the Anchorage Daily News in 2006 when she was running for Governor...
On Creationism: The simple yet elegantly awkward moose proves God's creation and not evolution is the source of all life. How could something as oddly shaped and silly looking as a moose evolve through so-called "natural selection?" Is evolution a committee? There is nothing natural about a dorky moose! Only God could have made a moose and given it huge antlers to fight off his predatory enemies. God has a well known se nse of humor, I mean He made the platypus too.
On oil exploration and drilling in the ANWR: God made dinosaurs 4,000 years ago as ultimately flawed creatures, lizards of Satan really, so when they died and became petroleum products we, made in his perfect image, could use them in our pickup trucks, snow machines and fishing boats. Now, as to the ANWR, Todd and I often enjoying caribou hunting and one year we shot up a herd big time, I mean I personally slaughtered around 40 of them with my new, at the time, custom Austri an hunting rifle. And guess what? That caribou herd is still around and even bigger than ever. Caribou herds actually need culling, be it by rifles or wolves, or Exxon-Mobil oil rigs, they do just great!
On Alaskans serving overseas in Iraq: Well, God bless them, and I mean God and Jesus because without Jesus we'd be Muslims too or Jewis h , which would be a little better because of the superior Israeli Air Force.
Palin was stumped when asked about the Bush doctrine. She does not know the Bush doctrine, the document that drives American foreign policy.
She doesn't want to admit that Alaska is melting and cities and sinking into the ocean due to global warming.
She has a good shot at becoming president, If elected, McCain will be the oldest president ever inaugurated.
She thinks everything that's happening, happened and will happen is God's will, even her being picked as VP.
How does she know what God's will really is? Is she another Michele Bachmann who can call a direct line to God for direction?
What about Democracy?
Where is the peoples' will?
Where is Democracy going in this country?
Satan Lizards,
God Talking to People,
Emotions over Fact,
Disregard of the U.S Constitution,
Lawlessness by Republicans,
Blatant Lies,
Disregard for Science
Refusal to think critically
Oh my!
Where is this train heading?
Do you want God to appoint your next VP and President?
